Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.

After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.

by Jayzues July 24, 2012

Karma

The shit that you get your face in when you put that shit in someone's.

It is sometimes called the law of boomerang.

Karmahadjenhadan: I am the mighty magician that makes everyone go to shit.
You: Yay
Katmahadjenhadan: *puts spell on you
You: Yay
*Trips on spike.
Someone: Karma!
Karmahamrunemanitrian: Maibeh da hanz Zanvaay Syndrome?
Someone: Ewww. You are shreaky heck!

by Borislav February 15, 2017

Karma

Akabane

Karma vs Grip

by KarmaAkabane December 23, 2020

Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback

I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 24, 2025

Karma

1. my boyfriend
2. Karma is a god
3. Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
4. Karma's a relaxing thought
(Aren't you envious that for you it's not?)

5. Sweet like honey
6. karma is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
(Flexing like a goddamn acrobat)

Me and karma vibe like that

by Mo. Mo June 4, 2023

Karma Broker

When J-Rod tells it how it is and your karma comes forth.

Dude, my Karma Broker told me if I fucked this girl, I’d get crabs. So I fucked her sister.”

by Chick’s Dig Dicks February 15, 2024