Julian Casablancas

Julian Casablancas is the male half of God, and is already taken by the female half of God (ahem ladies) like forever ago. He is known to the general public as an amazing musician and singer, though some paint him as a spoiled rockstar. He is very clever and leaves clues for people hinting at his "secret identity" and the agony of our "imprisonment." I know him to be well versed in telepathy, possession and foresight. Currently awaiting impending apocalypse (less than 3 months) have fun yall.

I wish I knew that Julian Casablancas was God before I talked all that shit about him and heaped an eternity of embarassment upon myself 😉

by little habibi May 7, 2018

Julian

A friend who you can say weird shit to, they're weird, humorous , attractive, hella juicy, and a good ol' pal.

but beware what they say

Julian is so funny he literally made a voice impression of shrek!

by bliffoff3484 April 19, 2023

Julian

A nigga that’ll fuck yo bitch

Damn Julian den took my bitch

by Elijah Muhammad November 23, 2021

Julian

That one kid who wears vans and dark clothing. 80% chance that he will become your local school shooter or fuck boy. He can be sometimes quiet and chill or a complete psycho writing down his deepest objectives and what drives him to be the way he is, he also draws his ways of torture and most likely has videos of ISIS executions downloaded onto his shitty computer. He plays R6 but he is ass at it.

Julian is also secretly gay but expresses it to his one love.

Also celebrates 9/11 and believes that the Columbine shooting was the greatest event of human history.

Bro Julian shot my fucking leg Im gonna fucking die.

by JulianIsGay March 25, 2020

julian

someone who is very cool

i am julian

by eggmcnegg October 18, 2021

julian

julian is a 6 yearold boy who is always twearking and saying chupapi muneno and obssesed with booty

julian is a anoying boy

by pai muno December 1, 2021

Julian E.T.

The name of someone who takes jokes and satire sentences way too serious.

Elijah: Kamala Harris is secretly a Russian spy trying to sabotage Trump.

Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.

Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.

by julianhatr69420 August 28, 2024