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tolerance juice 

Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation.
In theory, the more tolerance juice you consume, the less annoyed you will be.

Without tolerance juice the person, place, or situation is quite simply, well, intolerable and you could potentially slip into a rage blackout.

Warning: Excessive consumption of tolerance juice may result in memory loss and/or loss of clothing.
BRO1: 'Hey, let's go check out that new bar across the street.'
BRO2: 'I hear it's not that great.'
BRO1: 'Come on, 5 minutes. Real quick, if it's lame, we'll come back here.'
BRO2: 'Okay, let me just finish my tolerance juice first!'

GIRL1: 'Uh, were you just talking to your ex over there?'
GIRL2: 'Yeah, he came up and started rambling about how he misses me or whatever.'
GIRL1: 'What did you say to him?'
GIRL2: 'Nothing, all I could think of was coming back over here and ordering more tolerance juice so I don't have a rage blackout!'
GIRL1: 'Let's get some shots!!'
tolerance juice by nshay April 22, 2009
Word of the Day on April 25, 2009

nicotine juice 

the juice from nicotine gum
I was chewing some smoking gum and I ate like 3 pieces , just so i could drink the nicotine juice!

Cranberry-pineapple juice 

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.
*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

cougar juice 

Alcoholic beverage consumed by older females looking for younger males.
Half litre of white zinfindel? Man that's loading up on cougar juice.
cougar juice by kathyrankin July 14, 2005

Bovine Teat Juice 

1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk
I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones
Bovine Teat Juice by Bill Speed October 29, 2004

wacky tobaccy juice 

Cannabis grinded down in a blender and somesort of fruit juice added to it.
"mmmmm this wacky tobaccy juice has a reeeeal kick to it conor and paul!"
"What the fuck matt?"
wacky tobaccy juice by matt ashton September 20, 2006