Jolly Jack January (JJJ)

This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.

2. 1.

3. 2.

4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).

Your such a beast! Completed the Jolly Jack January (JJJ) !
Lost JJJ on the third day, weak.

by Alpakqua November 7, 2019

January 4th

Early day of the year, and the days babies who came too late for New Years Day, also the birthday where a kid either gets no presents because Christmas was too close to the B-day, or The day the kid gets a whole bunch of presents because again Christmas was so close so the people just waited until the B-day.

Example 1: You're pregnancy was extended so you're baby will come after New Years Day on January 4th.

Example 2: Tommy got his gifts Christmas gifts on his B-day January 4th

Example 3: Tommy got his B-day presents for Christmas too even though his B-day is after Christmas on January 4th

by Blood Bill January 3, 2012

January 6

The day of the capital insurrection in which MAGAts stormed Washington DC. Minimal damages were reported, only easily replaceable doors and windows were broken and Maximum memes were harvested.

Friend: Bruh didn’t you heard about the capitol insurrection? An ox hat earring dude took over
Me: That’s crazy, it’s only January 6,hopefully 2022 will be better doe

by Shutter_bug January 9, 2021

January 24th

My Birthday!, also it’s kiss a random guy/girl day.

Hey Jon, it’s January 24th so it’s kiss someone random day.

by Ggsmygui October 20, 2019

31 january

Very special day for every person who is born on this day. Happy birthday dude!

Birthday dude 31 January

by Likeily January 27, 2018

January 3rd

As someone born on January 3rd, I am sad to say that there is nothing this day can offer for your personality. God bless you Jan 3rds.

January 3rd. Hm.

by mothwinggg October 17, 2019

January 3

The person who is born on this day is perfect and funny.
Also you have a lot of weird friends, who really like you, but also a friend with a weird addiction to sheeps.

Today is January the 3th (January 3). Celebrate with Dolly the sheep.

by atticofthemoon October 15, 2019