Jam Hands

A condition where your hands become really sticky, as if someone smeared jam on them like your hands were a piece of toast, and you need to get germ-x to get rid of it

Kelly(searching through her stuff)- WHERE'S MY GERM-X?! My jam hands are so bad right now!

by Agent Indigo Ingrid Shallow August 23, 2008

NBA Jams

A game that has none stop fun from beginning to end. One can "boom-shak-a-laka" a hit or possibly say "he's on fire" about a certain green ball. Either way, NBA Jams is constant fun, especially when you go to Eckard and buy healthy snacks. Side effects may include: many Wild Chicken games, live preformances of "Oh Sanyog", and the urge to quit crew

Sanyog asked, "Perhaps you chaps would love to endulge in a sporting game of the ball in which you shoot it into baskets?"

Dan replied, "F that ish, let's take out some bitches and play some NBA JAMS!!!!!!!"

*Note* Myron just sits there and laughs

by The Jewish Heat aka Mota pwner May 5, 2004

jam tart

A lame person that leaves you hanging at the last minute by removing themselves from the plan.

Doug is not going to the strippers with us. He is a jam tart.

by Markoni April 21, 2006

Love Jam

when a female performs felatio ( blow job ) and the male performs cunnilingus whilst the women is on her menstrual cycle (licling out while on ) at the point of joint ejaculation they embrace in a kiss producing love jam.

dave: "am ready to blow"
Pippa: "lets make love jam"

by Donkey Boy & Monkey Girl March 18, 2011

The Traffic Jam

The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...

"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"

or

"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"

by ranfky March 3, 2010

nut jam

The substance that forms in the area where your nutsack and thigh meet after you haven't showered in a while.

My nut jam smelled like buttered toast yesterday.

by DJ Jew-C August 10, 2007

Jam Jars

Large glasses with thick lenses, often considered nerdy or geeky. Sometimes referred to as coke bottles.

Cool Kid 1: Eugh, look at that dweeb with the jam jars.
Cool Kid 2: Gag me. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.

by Raoul D. October 4, 2010