A person who is a extreme Muscle car lover, and the type that doesn't like anything that is foreign, aka a nationalist. Primary reason for their muscle car love is the "America, FUCK YEA" attitude. Uses derogatory words to describe anything from Japan or Europe. Thinks that engine power is the only aspect of a performance car. Can be seen doing burnouts in a beat up automatic 94 mustang, which later gets smoked by a Subaru Impreza wagon with half the displacement and cylinders. Doesn't get the point of "handling". Thinks that all import cars are Honda Civics. Not to be confused with a car enthusiast.
Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
by NSX4244 September 2, 2010
Get the Muscle Car Junkiemug. Self-help junkies fool themselves into thinking that they’re helping themselves, but in reality, they’re just absorbing new information
1.For example, are you obsessed with increasing your reading speed, yet you consistently find that you can’t pay your bills on time? then definetly you are defeating the purpose and being self-help junkie.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.
by jawwnvi January 21, 2019
Get the Self-Help Junkiemug. A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.
by floydiac9 October 18, 2009
Get the classic rock junkiemug. a man or women who spend there time playbing games with wikipedia like " the wikipedia game " where you have to start at a word and go to a completly random other one
by emmaisretard January 1, 2010
Get the a wikipedia junkiemug. With as much as she keeps applying lip balm, she must be a "bump junkie" for that stuff.
Look,that guy is doing it again, what a "bump junkie".
That cat is a "bump junkie" for those kitty treats.
Look,that guy is doing it again, what a "bump junkie".
That cat is a "bump junkie" for those kitty treats.
by Raven_Rikimaru May 18, 2007
Get the bump junkiemug. by crasy james February 4, 2012
Get the butt junkymug. A Group that was against Good and happy Otakus. Mainly to grab every American's Attention Those Souls are Evil because They were Parents were a part ofSicilian Mafia members and got caught Chakka Chakka Dangerously During Last years Halloween. They acted like Thugs Other Terms, A Communist
group of Gangsters that Believe that their Happy Anti-hero Leader who happens to be an Ex-German Female Soldier that Role-Plays with Innocent
People and Invite them into her into a Creepy Ice Cream Truck. Which had all the Houdini Sackamarijuana they can Smoke and enough HoneyBuns to last a whole Decade!
Little did they know a CD-R Appeared that Offered Free Twinkies, Free Chocolate Pudding and Melted the Brain and believed that Roleplaying is Happy PiggyStyle Song developed by KiddieScripts! All these Furries Know in life is: Hustle, Get Laid, Draw Furries, and Serve their Happy Dictator that is the Ex-German Soldier alongside with a new Pokémon that went insane! Recently, that Ex-German Piggy Lost her Chanel Purse in the middle of a Parking Lot where She was later sentenced to Mental Asylum She lied to everyone and Smacked her sister with a Can of Nutella that she
stole from Toy-mart HandelsgmbH. They went FreeLoading and Drove all across Oakland, CA until They were caught somewhere Downloading Bestiality Porn and Enjoying Cheesecakes off of Two Animals that they Roleplayed with too much and They all laughed and said "Now that's what we call a real Ice Cream basket!"
group of Gangsters that Believe that their Happy Anti-hero Leader who happens to be an Ex-German Female Soldier that Role-Plays with Innocent
People and Invite them into her into a Creepy Ice Cream Truck. Which had all the Houdini Sackamarijuana they can Smoke and enough HoneyBuns to last a whole Decade!
Little did they know a CD-R Appeared that Offered Free Twinkies, Free Chocolate Pudding and Melted the Brain and believed that Roleplaying is Happy PiggyStyle Song developed by KiddieScripts! All these Furries Know in life is: Hustle, Get Laid, Draw Furries, and Serve their Happy Dictator that is the Ex-German Soldier alongside with a new Pokémon that went insane! Recently, that Ex-German Piggy Lost her Chanel Purse in the middle of a Parking Lot where She was later sentenced to Mental Asylum She lied to everyone and Smacked her sister with a Can of Nutella that she
stole from Toy-mart HandelsgmbH. They went FreeLoading and Drove all across Oakland, CA until They were caught somewhere Downloading Bestiality Porn and Enjoying Cheesecakes off of Two Animals that they Roleplayed with too much and They all laughed and said "Now that's what we call a real Ice Cream basket!"
Protagonist: Holy shit! Did you steal my MiniVan?
Anthro Gangster: WTF, Are you Serious? How'd you Know
Protagonist: You Obviously Invaded California, For some reason My pet Budgie Stop Chirping and he died?
Anthro Gangster: Oh Shit..... man I don't give a Flying fuck
Protagonist: Was this group Reported as the Thug Life of Animals and her Ice Cream Truck?
Anthro Gangster: Oh My God, How'd you Know about this
Protagonist: You know it's funny you ask because I smelled something wierd inside my MiniVan and this Person Wrote "Ice Cream Truck" all over my Vehicle
Anthro Gangster: I didn't do it
Protagonist: Yeah, sure you didn't then How come Your Hands are filled with Animal Blood
Anthro Gangster: OH my did I do that?
Protagonist: You Sir, were a member of Anthro-Junkies
Anthro Gangster: WTH, Man How'd you know.......
Protagonist: Isn't it Obvious, You First off Stole my MiniVan, Then You Forced Doctors in CA to Develop some sort of
strange and fake Prescription Weed, And most of all why is my MiniVan Full of Twinkies, HoneyBuns, Trojan Condoms
and Pictures of Bronies on Fire?
Anthro Gangster: Oh snap, I swear to god I didn't do that!
Protagonist: Oh Yeah, Then How come Your Hands are filled with *smells* OH MY GOD, You Killed my Budgie You Monster... I'm gonna go call the Cops on you and Put you in Prison
Anthro Gangster: WTF, Are you Serious? How'd you Know
Protagonist: You Obviously Invaded California, For some reason My pet Budgie Stop Chirping and he died?
Anthro Gangster: Oh Shit..... man I don't give a Flying fuck
Protagonist: Was this group Reported as the Thug Life of Animals and her Ice Cream Truck?
Anthro Gangster: Oh My God, How'd you Know about this
Protagonist: You know it's funny you ask because I smelled something wierd inside my MiniVan and this Person Wrote "Ice Cream Truck" all over my Vehicle
Anthro Gangster: I didn't do it
Protagonist: Yeah, sure you didn't then How come Your Hands are filled with Animal Blood
Anthro Gangster: OH my did I do that?
Protagonist: You Sir, were a member of Anthro-Junkies
Anthro Gangster: WTH, Man How'd you know.......
Protagonist: Isn't it Obvious, You First off Stole my MiniVan, Then You Forced Doctors in CA to Develop some sort of
strange and fake Prescription Weed, And most of all why is my MiniVan Full of Twinkies, HoneyBuns, Trojan Condoms
and Pictures of Bronies on Fire?
Anthro Gangster: Oh snap, I swear to god I didn't do that!
Protagonist: Oh Yeah, Then How come Your Hands are filled with *smells* OH MY GOD, You Killed my Budgie You Monster... I'm gonna go call the Cops on you and Put you in Prison
by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 1, 2014
Get the Anthro-Junkiesmug.