jordan gamage 

a dumb short coon

that's a jordan gamage

jordan gamage by the boys and men June 20, 2023

to jordan (something) 

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

to jordan (something) by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015

Dildo jordan 

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

Dildo jordan by Kumduff May 31, 2016

Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

Matt Jordan by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

taylor jordan 

an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.

guy 1-shes hot

guy 2-shes taylor jordan

taylor jordan by on tha gang October 10, 2019

fat jordan

Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.

Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.

fat jordan by Tamago. July 26, 2020

montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

montana jordan by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021