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Uncle Jemima

When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.
Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you an uncle jemima. (also known as the gay shotgun)
by SirCockalot May 15, 2008
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jimi hendrix

Most Overrated guitarist of all time. People don't realize how incredibly average he his to guitarist of today. Many, many guitarist have surpassed jimi a long time ago. Some modern day guitarist that have mastered the instrument are john petrucci, joe satriani, steve vai, and yngwie malmsteen. And much more. Jimi was so limited to blues and nothing else. Guitarist of today touch more scales than just pentatonics like hendrix. Hendrix was aslo very repetetive (partly because he limited himself to blues and the time signature 4/4) Guitarist like John petrucci touch almost all scales and modes and hae the ability to progress in their songs (which means to play in odd time meters, change keys, change modes and scales). None of this was Jimi capable of doing, maybe because he was stoned out of his mind. Jimi can't shred like modern guitarist either, and for those of you who are going to say "playing fast doesnt make you good", well you should realize that there is a lot of guitarist who shred and play slow emotional songs. Jimi was the best guitarist but got passed up first by eddie van halen, then yngwie malmsteen. After that the standards really jumped and people applied much more styles to their playing. Many guitarist became WWAAYY better than jimi. Progressive metal is where the talents at.'nough said.
Jimi hendrix was the most overrated guitarist EVER. And couldn't much either than blues, which is the easiest form of music to play.
by Christobar August 7, 2006
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Jimi hendrix

Jimi hendrix is a legend that inspired many guitarist
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Jimin stans

Jimin stans are people on tiktok who use Jimin from BTS-es fancam and flirt with people. They mostly use dirty pick up lines they found online. Jimin stans even pretend to be boys/male to make other follow their page.
Person A: Have you seen those flirty Jimin stans on my fyp?

Person B: Yeah, they're getting pretty annoying.
by Westaern April 2, 2021
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Jimi Hendrix

An over-rated junkie who played the guitar like shit.
Jimi Hendrix is such a douche man. Needs to go back to the cotton farm and play the banjo.
by christw October 19, 2006
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a great musician, equall with Jim Morrison but Yngwie Malmsteen is a better guitarist
The morning is dead
And the day is too
There’s nothing left here to greet me
But the velevet moon
All my loneliness
I have felt today
It’s a little more than enough
To make a man throw himself away
And I continue
To burn the midnight lamp
Alone
by guevara April 19, 2004
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