j-list

'j-list' is an online-shop in which you can find as many japanese porn DVDs as you need to wank off for the next 300 years.

Oh, boy! Yesterday I got the new Maria Yumeno porn vid from j-list

by K' December 11, 2003

j-girl

Very sexy, often neotenic, usually Japanese (but can be any asian) girl. Typically dressed in miniskirts and high heels, normally seen in pictures giving the "peace" or "v" sign with their fingers.

You want to fuck them over a weekend, and then move on.

I took this j-girl to the city and did her doggy all weekend long.

by Fez Monkey June 11, 2006

Cop a J

The act of receiving oral sex.

A: "Yo, you should bang that chick."
B: "She's not hot at all. Kinda ugly, actually. I think I'm going to try to find another girl."
A: "Nah, nah... just cop a J."

by DryLee November 5, 2006

j bone

synonymous to a joint

i rolled a fat j bone and smoked it to the head

by mike mke July 11, 2006

J Booty

A girl's undesirable butt shaped like the letter 'J'. Contrary to a desirable butt shaped like the letter 'C'

"Did you see the J booty on that chick?"

by gremlinhands August 13, 2009

J pocket

Is when you masterbate while your hand is in your pocket.

Kid 1: "what is that kid doing under there?"
kid 2: "I don't know, looks like he's digging deep in his pocket for something."
kid 1: " no, i think he's j pocketing."

by Agent-Orange April 29, 2009

Just J

The adult man Jesus, son of God. The Just differentiates the adult from the commonly used baby, baby J.

Just J could walk on water

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007