j-list

'j-list' is an online-shop in which you can find as many japanese porn DVDs as you need to wank off for the next 300 years.

Oh, boy! Yesterday I got the new Maria Yumeno porn vid from j-list

by K' December 11, 2003

Flag

Get the j-listmug.

j-girl

Very sexy, often neotenic, usually Japanese (but can be any asian) girl. Typically dressed in miniskirts and high heels, normally seen in pictures giving the "peace" or "v" sign with their fingers.

You want to fuck them over a weekend, and then move on.

I took this j-girl to the city and did her doggy all weekend long.

by Fez Monkey June 11, 2006

Flag

Get the j-girlmug.

Cop a J

The act of receiving oral sex.

A: "Yo, you should bang that chick."
B: "She's not hot at all. Kinda ugly, actually. I think I'm going to try to find another girl."
A: "Nah, nah... just cop a J."

by DryLee November 5, 2006

Flag

Get the Cop a Jmug.

j bone

synonymous to a joint

i rolled a fat j bone and smoked it to the head

by mike mke July 11, 2006

Flag

Get the j bonemug.

SEC-J

A SEC-J (Pronounced Seck Jay or Es Ee See Jay) is a Sausage Egg and Cheese sandwich with Jalapeños!

Logan: I'll have a SEC-J!

Miguel: It will be ready in a few minutes.

*A few minutes later.

Miguel: Here's your Sausage Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!

Logan: Thanks!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022

Flag

Get the SEC-Jmug.

J pocket

Is when you masterbate while your hand is in your pocket.

Kid 1: "what is that kid doing under there?"
kid 2: "I don't know, looks like he's digging deep in his pocket for something."
kid 1: " no, i think he's j pocketing."

by Agent-Orange April 29, 2009

Flag