Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.

When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.

by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020

Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

trapped shipper

A trapped shipper is a shipper who accidently started shipping two characters. Normally the ship is considered weird within the fandom.

" I can't believe you ship that."
"I'm sorry, I just started shipping it. And now I'm trapped."
"So you're a trapped shipper."

by Joy Wolf June 30, 2018

nap trap

Any object or place that leads you to take a "surprise" nap.

Oftentimes, one wakes up completely bewildered or shocked that they fell asleep in a nap trap, even if they have fallen into the nap trap before.

Example 1:

3PM on Sunday
Me: Hmm. I guess I'll just sit here on the sofa and watch TV for half an hour.

4:20PM that same day
Me: *Opens eyes* Crap, did I just fall asleep?
Roomie: *Walks by* Dude, you know that couch is a nap trap.

Example 2:

No wonder I am failing calculus, that warm classroom is a total nap trap.

by kmac15 December 2, 2014

Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.

Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap

by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019

vagina trap

A female who has had sex with at least 5 men and can fit a Mason jar in her cunt.

See whore

"Hey, have you seen Lisa?"
"Oh you mean the vagina trap?"
"Yeah"
"Last time I saw her she was heading to the bathroom with a Mason ja---"
"Shit..."

by BonBonCereal January 12, 2016

Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.

I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.

by euler of man February 22, 2014