1. (N.) A Christmas outfit is the result of having recieved many clothing items around the same period of time. Naturally, someone would want to wear all the gifts they've recieved at once, and when they do, it creates a mismatched catastrophy.
2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.
2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.
Ex. "Ew, she's wearing egg socks, a flannel, a sweater, shorts and reindeer print leggings all at once! Must be a Christmas outfit..."
by Pai_it_right November 30, 2015
The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.
What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!
by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 03, 2009
head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner
by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013
A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo
Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present
Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!
*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*
Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo
Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present
Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!
*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*
Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 01, 2019
A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !
1. A grumpy person
2. Bad attitude towards Christmas
3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .
4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1. A grumpy person
2. Bad attitude towards Christmas
3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .
4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''
2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''
3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''
4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''
''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''
''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''
3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''
4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''
''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''
''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
by Steven Griffiths December 03, 2011
A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.
Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
by Mtmtb April 14, 2010
When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.
You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!
by toadpalmer January 26, 2018