1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

How much inches

How much inches u got in penis size

How much inches u got bud

Bout 3

Dang that’s small

by Alex is hot February 9, 2022

Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.

Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”

by CrispyRick42 February 20, 2021

13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.

Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!

by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024

America Ferrerra Is An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

America Ferrerra Is An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

America Ferrerra Is An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

5.1 inches

The average penis size on the world according to the first google result

Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes

Dude I heard Robert's penis is 5.1 inches
Really! Mine's only 2......Nobel prizes... O-of course.

by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017

5.17 inches

The average male dick size

Person 1: my penis is 5.17 inches
Person 2: yea thats average

by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025