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woman inches

A woman's estimate of penis length, that is usually a couple inches larger than the penis actually is. Most likely due to the fact that they view them from a different angle, are gauging by eye and the phenomenon known as "man inches"

If a dick's 5 inches, it's "like, totally 6 or 7"

If a dick's 6 inches, it's "like, totally, 7 or 8"

If a dick's 8+ inches, it's "huge, like 11 inches or something"
Girl 1: "OMG, I just fuckde a guy with, like, a 12 inch dick."

Girl 2: "You know 12 inches past the 100th percentile, right? I highly doubt that his dick was that big. You we're probably measuring in woman inches"

Girl 1: "Nah, it was totally 12 inches, he even said so."

Girl 2: "You do realise that most porn dicks are only 7-9 inches, don't you? Trust me, you'd probably be crying/unable to walk right now if it actually was 12 inches"
by Altsareforpussies October 10, 2015
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girl inches

Girl inches is a measuring unit for the penis that is based on a girl’s perception of the penis rather than the actual length and/or girth of the penis.

Girl inches can be caused by an exaggeration or miscalculation on part of the male who is relaying to the female how large his penis is. It can also be caused by a general ignorance in the literal size of penises on part of the female, and also exaggeration on part of the female to increase the status of the man she is reciprocating with (ie “My man has a bigger dick than your man”).
Paul: My girl said her ex was packing 10 inches…

Matt: Oh Zack? He’s barely bigger than me. 7.5 tops. She’s just using girl inches to make you feel bad. She’s TOXIC
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol January 31, 2022
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6 inches

Joe: Mine is six inches how big is yours?
Jeff: Mine is too!
by Othello March 1, 2005
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12 incher

i have a 12 incher
by Mr.Peoples January 25, 2003
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14 incher effect

The 14 incher effect: When one has a bowel movement so large it leaves the individual with a lingering aching pain reminicent of being sexualy assaulted by the rear with a 14 inch phalic object.
Uuuurgh, John I'm suffering badly from the 14 incher effect.
by G-man-88 May 18, 2010
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Four Inches

1) Length of a very small penis.

2) Average penis size of a 12 year old boy.
I heard Suzie bought a vibrator because her boyfriend only has four inches down there.
by Cappy1 June 17, 2004
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Troll Inches

The number of inches a man TELLS a woman his penis is....divided by pi
He says that he has 11 inches, but the 'troll inches' translation means that he only has about 3 1/2.
by 11 Inches My Ass April 5, 2004
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