Cowboy Dave

Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.

Not worthy!!! NOT WORTHY!

All must bow before Cowboy Dave, wait where is he taking that boy?!?

by reado July 23, 2008

Bipolar Cowboy

Begins with 69ing with the female, but rather than oral copulation on the male's behalf, a fisting method is applied. When a steady pace is reached, one flips the female over rapidly and begins rocking back and forth violently and clenching/unclenching one's fist inside the vagina. The male and female then proceed to excrete out of their anuses simultaneously and rapidly begin shoving said excrement back into the anal cavity. This entire process is done while screaming at each other what you most despise about your partner and your greatest turn-offs. When each party reaches a climax point, they must race to the nearest shower and thumb wrestle for who gets to bathe first.

My boyfriend 'bipolar cowboy'd me last night; I think he's the one!

by Poliotastic March 30, 2010

dallas cowboys

Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.

Dallas Cowboys,Americas team, for front running fags only.

by MHK October 24, 2006

Rusty Cowboy

Is when your tiddy humping your girlfriend, but only in reverse so she can lick your butthole at the same time.

We enjoy doing the rusty cowboy position.

by Badapple187 September 9, 2021

cowboy junkies

Toronto Based Band. Family members . Margo (vocals) , Mike ( guitar ) , Pete Timmins ( drums ) with Alan Anton (bass guitar) . Famous for Sweet Jane , Pulp Fiction soundtrack as well as The Trinity Sessions , first album . Trinity Sessions recorded in Trinity Church , Canada . Has large following of Llamas ( fans ) . Edgy , Mellow, Rock , Pop , Country .... they cover it all with haunting lyrics and vocals. Doesn’t get much better than Cowboy Junkies.

Last night the Cowboy Junkies performed some of the old hits from the early years.

by Kiwisuzz May 14, 2018

cowboy update

A) (Verb, to get): to get your news on soc-med such as Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites

B) ( noun): the news items that's available through social media like the news column on Facebook' s right hand side.

If you are going to get a cowboy update definition a ), from such semi believable sources such as Facebook's cowboy update definition b), please learn how to think critically

by Sexydimma May 31, 2016

cowboy soda

Slang for whiskey!

Hey bartender I need a double shot of some of that cowboy soda!

by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019