by PIEmonsturrx_x October 15, 2008

A Scottish game in which participants attempt to convince others that something was invented and named after a man named Ian.
Person A: "Did you know that the number zero was invented by the Canadian mathematician Dr Ian Zero?"
Person B: Really?!?
Person A: "No you bawheed, I'm playing Ian Gunpowder"
Person B: Really?!?
Person A: "No you bawheed, I'm playing Ian Gunpowder"
by sheep1989 November 25, 2016

13/10/1982
Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.
Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.
by M October 8, 2005

When a boy named Ian eats 2 boxes of dried seaweed at 8pm and in the morning goes back to his home town and projectile vomits 3 times in a row infront of a maverick gas station and then goes into the restroom and watched as the patrons of the maverick split open as if mosses was bending the red sea
by TheDividedDeal September 6, 2021

DADDY DILF REPOST IF U LOVE DADDY IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6969696 DADDY IAN ATE ALVIN AND TOOK HIS VIRGINITY. THEODORE IS HIS SLAVE AND SIMON DOES HIS TAXES FOR HIS DRUG LAB FACTORY SHOP. BRITNEY IS HIS SEX SLAVE, JANNET IS GAY AND ELEANORE HAS TURNED INTO DADDY IAN'S FAVOURITE PAIR OF SLIPPERS
by VIRGIN JOHN CENA November 8, 2021

by Wyatt Jaegar December 11, 2013

by dickdicdickdick October 5, 2015
