I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school

I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul

by Jakes balls November 20, 2019

i’m so hungry i could eat Bry Kiddier

A phrase when you’re so hungry you could eat an obscene amount of food

British origin- comes from North east

I’m starving mate- I’m so hungry I could eat Bry Kiddier

by clubbyflappers May 2, 2025

I’m He-Man Syndrome

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.

“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.

by Joey2dope November 29, 2019

I’m fine

1Mostly used as a reply to “How are you?” Or “U ok?”.

2Under specific and varying circumstances it is used when the person who says it is trying to be passive-aggresive. Due to it’s commonality, it is ridiculed by the internet for being a cliche way to respond after an argument.

1“How are you?”
“I’m fine!”

2”Are you okay? Do you need some time?”
“I’m fine.”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test July 19, 2022

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

I’m fine

I’m not fine but I don’t want you to know what’s wrong, unless I’m prodding you to ask me what’s wrong.

Girl : I’m fine
Boy: (thoughts) oh no
Girl: I said I’m fine
Boy: what’s wrong?
Girl: I SAID IM FINE!!!

by Top2929 November 27, 2019

I’m just a girl

When a girl says “I’m just a girl” it usually means she has no money nor financial resources of any kind in the pipeline to pay for anything so is looking for handouts..

These a typically woman who went through life being pampered either by a father figure or by a sugar daddy..so in laymen terms SHE’S A BUM

I need new tires but you know..I’m just a girl..

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 26, 2023