The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.
Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;
by CoreyTech February 2, 2018
Get the Tree Humpmug. when all other cavities have been covered (including nose) in a sexual manner, this is an alternative.
by Lisa January 13, 2004
Get the ear humpingmug. n) The resulting rash left between the tops of one's thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). Legs rubbing together, with the addition of an abrasive such as denim or a similar heavy fabric, removes the top layer or two of skin leaving a red, uneven, and sensitive hump rash.
Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.
Can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).
The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.
Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.
Can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).
The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.
"We had a 20 miler yesterday and when I hit the shower I realized I was sporting a harsh case of hump rash."
by Chumbucket November 8, 2008
Get the hump rashmug. by bluegill August 29, 2004
Get the hump diggetymug. by CatSEWER October 18, 2009
Get the Hump by a Rhinomug. Ancient lancastrian ritual performed between two members of opposing sexes, in extreme circumstances involving a black pudding or a similar shaped object.
Get drunk in Blackpool - You will soon experience an ecky hump for yourself. If you don't, then there must be something wrong with you.
by blackpoolbabe April 24, 2007
Get the ecky humpmug. When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
by Duuur November 9, 2008
Get the hump the deckmug.