Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.
"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."
by Mae F December 23, 2008
when all other cavities have been covered (including nose) in a sexual manner, this is an alternative.
by Lisa January 14, 2004
n) The resulting rash left between the tops of one's thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). Legs rubbing together, with the addition of an abrasive such as denim or a similar heavy fabric, removes the top layer or two of skin leaving a red, uneven, and sensitive hump rash.
Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.
Can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).
The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.
Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.
Can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).
The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.
"We had a 20 miler yesterday and when I hit the shower I realized I was sporting a harsh case of hump rash."
by Chumbucket November 02, 2006
by bluegill August 29, 2004
A male with the uncanny ability to turn his charm on and off as it benefits him. He will fuck you hard one minute then dismiss you and your feelings for him. He is more than just a player. He posses an amazing smile, the distinct art of conversation, bedroom eyes, a kissing master and more than adequate below the belt.
by pas'mom December 16, 2018
Ancient lancastrian ritual performed between two members of opposing sexes, in extreme circumstances involving a black pudding or a similar shaped object.
Get drunk in Blackpool - You will soon experience an ecky hump for yourself. If you don't, then there must be something wrong with you.
by blackpoolbabe April 17, 2007
by CatSEWER October 19, 2009