sonic the hedgehog

A SEGA Genesis game that is literally on almost every platform you can imagine with a few exceptions like the Xbox One, PS4, and SEGA Dreamcast, being a few I can remember

Sonic the Hedgehog is more than a virus. It's basically the body of water on Earth. It's that fucking common to find on your gaming system, even for digital download

by kagroami253 April 18, 2016

Over the hedge 2.0

You break into someone’s house and they are actually a raccoon and they shove their tail into your ass and their turtle friend joins in and then they both cut you open and use you as shelter from the cold.

Hey mom where’s Jason? He said he was going to over the hedge 2.0.

by Chex Mix 2.0 January 10, 2019

Shadow the Hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

by mirrooor October 17, 2021

hedgetripped

a game similar to hedge hoppin where you push people over a hedge into a garden and run

you just got hedgetripped

by ripley94 January 16, 2008

boogie woogie hedgehog

when a Nigerian boy (17 years old) is doing his tribal dance and then gets ceremonially shat on by his dad.

My friend Kalu just had his boogie woogie hedgehog on his 17th birthday

by sloppy knot September 24, 2015

shadow the hedgehog

Shadow the Hedgehog is the Ultimate Life Form, created by Prof. Gerald Robotnik and Black Doom, who dies at the end of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and "reincarnated" in Sonic Heroes. Then stars in his own (awesome) game. And if beaten in neutral mode, he finds out he's an android, created by Prof. Gerald's grandson, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

"I am Shadow Android. The Ultimate Battle Life Form, created by Eggman. You may have made me, Doctor, but I will lead this Empire and androids will RULE. This is WHO I AM."(all other times he says, "I am Shadow the Hedgehog", but always says "This is WHO I AM")

by Chao'sChaos September 10, 2008

Hodgepodge

A Jumble fu** of stuff or my show on WPTC 88.1 FM "The Best in College Radio" www.pct.edu/wptc

I play a hodgepodge of music!

by Brady March 29, 2005