Horn swoggler

A friend who always steals your girl even if he tries no to

Hey your friend is a horn swoggler

by DeFalco_848 April 2, 2016

hugging the horn

Masturbating, playing with the schlong

Hugging the horn as in "Me up all night hugging me horn to porn porn porn". Made famous by the "Internet is for porn" song

by ryan3318 January 12, 2021

Bag of horns

When some one is cheated that person got horns. So if the person in question got cheated a couple of times or just to emphasize, you say that he got a bag of horns.

Hey you "bag of horns"!
Shut up you "bag of horns"

You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!

by milo007 August 6, 2011

horn dog

the sexual act of shoving a jumbo hot dog up a man's ass hole then pulling it out then thrusting it into the womens pussy then forcing her to eat it.

me and shook just had a horn dog.

by sexySAMpenis October 24, 2010

french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005

horn-dog

A sexually active canine.
This term is commonly used in the "furry fandom."

"That pooch is a total horn-dog!"

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

French Horn

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."

Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."

by Douglas J. January 5, 2006