holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.
Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.
by justincaseuwerewonder November 29, 2013
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9/11 holiday

what a specials yearly event,

i wish we would do it again

imagine if it happened again

can't wait
i can't wait to celebrate 9/11 holiday month
by Bluefordcansoloall May 02, 2023
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Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
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Concreter’s holiday

A Australian term used to explain that someone is in prison.
“Yeah - Nah mate he is on holiday…” “oh, that sounds nice” “… nah yeah, it’s a concreter’s holiday, he will be out in 6months”
by Doing big no January 29, 2025
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Porn holiday

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.
Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt
by 420 Icarus 420 November 27, 2021
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holiday treat

observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating
gina saw aphrodite running during the holidays and thought, now, theres' a holiday treat!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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