im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking
1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it
by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021
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the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!
Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
by Ccs46 October 06, 2017
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have your back

when you have a friend that would do you a solid or mutual respect
tom said "yo man can you help me with my relationship issues? "

And toms best friend, Bill said " ya i have your back"
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I have no enemies

“I have no enemies “ is a quote from a popular manga Vinland saga which hold a lot of meanings to the readers
“I have no enemies” OMGGG HE SAID THE LINE
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It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.
You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
by MathPlus March 16, 2017
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what have you

It means ect.


Get what ever you can, rocks, bunnies, lamps, what have you.
by asdgg February 18, 2008
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Have you heard?

The fastest way known to break into song and dance about a bird, and that the so called bird, is in fact the word.
1. Have you heard? Whats that? You mean you haven't heard? I was under the impression that everyone had heard? Heard what? THAT THE BIRD IS WORD, B-B-B- BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-BIRD IS THE WORD
by JerryDuke November 20, 2008
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