Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.

"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.

by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011

half squidy

very very moist

you was half squidy

by [e-mail] July 4, 2016

Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.

It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.

by MContrary August 3, 2012

Half Thirty

1. A deliberately indeterminate time in the future. Cross between half past the hour and thirty minutes past, but the hour isn't specified.

2. Never

Tell him I'll be there at half thirty

Baby, I'll be home at half thirty sharp.

by Big Pat September 14, 2008

half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles

person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"

by arunner August 23, 2012

half bitch

When someone is being a bitch but not a complete bitch so there for he or she is classified as a half bitch

Dawg he’s not really being a bitch he’s just being a half bitch you know?

by Assbite69 November 10, 2018

Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

by cscottsy December 2, 2011