hoed yo' self

making a fool of yourself

Girl dancing crazy 2 rock music and the boy said "Girl u just hoed yo' self!"

by Kourtni Paige November 12, 2007

Jai Hoed

To be taken down or fail. This must be attacked by another person. Could be tabled, triped or any other way of falling.

Tom triped tim
Tom says: you got jai hoed

by AD'SOUZA April 7, 2009

mayonnaise hose

term for a man with a large penis who can ejaculate a large amount of semen at once.

That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.

by Mayonnaise hoser October 3, 2017

works like a hose

Performs the desired task very effectively.

This duct tape "works like a hose" at stopping the leak.

by Joe Fuller January 11, 2009

Hose Hound

A slutty girl who gets sprayed in the face and always comes back for more.

Ross: Dude, i got with this chick last weekend as a joke and blew my load in her face as a joke, but she called me up again today.

Hari: Nice, make sure you get it in her eye this time and that Hose Hound wont be beggin anymore.

by Ross Love December 31, 2008

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

Hose Me Down

A term used when a girl wants to get cum all over her face and tits by 3 or more men at the same time. After having a cock in her ass mouth and vagina she yells HOSE ME DOWN while the men ejaculate all over her.

Hey that cute guy with the tight ass over there and his friends are fucking hot. I am gunna have them Hose Me Down later on my face and tits.

by GD MCDs April 16, 2009