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growler

show us yer growler
by vjfirebaby April 20, 2010
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groker

noun.

1. A social gathering to watch porn.

Background info: Invented by two guys who were really bored one day and their minds went off into random topics. The topic of porn watching came up and thus we wished to find one word to describe this event. We came up with "groker," a fusion of the screennames held by the two gentlemen: "green" and "joker."
Hey let's go to the groker later tonight, all the guys and girls are going to be there and it's going to be a lot of fun.
by joker September 18, 2003
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growler

When one has to take a really bad crap. It which case causing one to growl. It normally is followed by a bad smell and toilet stains.
GRRR AW OOH!
-Whats going on in there?
Its a Growler!!!!
secs. laters Peewww what the hell man I said turn on the fan!!
by Derek "Nasty Boy" Miller October 28, 2006
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growler covers

she lifted up her skirt to reveal that she wasnt wearing any growler covers.
by val Kee June 11, 2006
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grocerying

Similar to going grocery shopping. However, this is more like for a couple who appreciate the time they have been given and who like going out "in the evening when it rains".
Walking down along together putting up in one umbrella, they get to closer to each other--one of the small romantic dates that can be found in the daily lives
Bunny, it's raining outside, and we are out of food. shall we go grocerying together? :)
by Bunny hunter September 22, 2010
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Gower

A mass of creepy, unkempt, dirty Male specimen who will do anything in his power to make you uncomfortable in his presence. (Speak really creepily, stare at you intently for long periods of time, gets in your personal space and refuses to leave)
Anyone: please get Gower away from me, he makes me uncomfortable

Teachers: fuck off
by GoAbsolutelyBonkers April 21, 2019
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Groner

Similar to a broner, which is an erection caused by hearing one of your male friends, or "bros" relay a story of a recent sexual conquest, a round of golf or a particularly tasty beer, but is an erection caused by a similar story told by a female friend or "gal-pal". Hence, groner

Normally a groner is caused by the description of non-sexual activity between your gal-pal and one or more of her female friends that, when pictured by a healthy, heterosexual male, causes blood to flow to the nether-regions, triggering a groner or even a massive groner for a really good story involving with insinuated "girl on girl" action.
"Dude, my friend Susie was telling me about how she recently got a Brazilian bikini wax and how her best friend had to see how it looked so she just dropped trou and showed off the whole works... I got a total groner and had to un-tuck my shirt just to cover it up... cool story but totally embarrassing!"

(Please note, that relaying a story about the circumstances that caused your groner to one of your male friends may cause him to have a broner or, what is otherwise known as a "second-degree groner")
by schweddy balls November 26, 2009
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