Greasing the monkey

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!
by CakeHose May 23, 2009
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Grease railing

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.
Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!
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Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 03, 2021
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Grease Injection

(Noun) The act of inserting the movie "Grease" into your own, or your partner's anus; normally done out of the need for spontaneous sexual adventure or sheer hate for the film. Often confused with, the more common, "The Sound of Music Injection".
Last night, I performed a Grease Injection on myself while baby-sitting my neighbor's 3-year old.

"Did you inject her with 'Grease' last night?"
by Dr. Dumperdoodle May 07, 2010
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Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”
by Trebeks_mustache August 02, 2019
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GREASED OWL SHIT

The most slippery compound known to man.
Dad- "Be careful driving in this bad weather. The roads are slicker than greased owl shit."
by TheMarkNorman September 16, 2016
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greasing the pig

when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.
Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.
by Motzel Balls November 02, 2009
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