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giftslam 

To unexpectantly receive intercourse.
Having one of your friends introduce, drop off, send over or pay for a chick to come to your house free of charge to nail the shit out of her until you tell her it is time for her to go.
After Doc's Christmas party Lenz dropped of Pam so I could slam the shit out of her. Total GIFTSLAM.!
giftslam by Stuperman July 26, 2006
Related Words
A student who attends "gifted" classes- special education for those that are more intellectual that the typical student. They may be junior school or high school students.
Gifties tend to hang out in the drama hallway.

The gifties get to do all the fun stuff.

Are you in any giftie classes?
giftie by Phwoar! January 21, 2004

no boxed gifts 

The "no boxed gifts" simply means that the couple prefers cash, which is a often a customary "gift" in India by persons other than close friends and family.
Commonly found on the bottom of an invitation:

No Boxed Gifts Please
no boxed gifts by desiwedding September 2, 2010

Spencer Gifts 

Spencer Gifts is a store thaat sells rubber panties.
this is a true story:
*guy walks into Spencer Gifts*
"OK WHERES THE RUBBER PANTIES?"
Spencer Gifts by NSN lover July 29, 2009

horizontally gifted 

A politically correct way of calling someone fat, oftentimes used with the vertically challenged to call someone short and fat.
Wow, that guy is horizontally gifted, he weighs over 400 pounds!

giftsurance 

Giving someone a gift that you will gladly accept for yourself if the receiver does not like it/wants you to return it.
Bob: "I gave my grandmother a PS3 for Christmas, but she asked me to return it because she can't figure out how to turn it on, so I just kept it."
Joe: "So your giftsurance policy paid off nicely."
giftsurance by bjj9611019 July 9, 2010