ghetto heights

or GH) slang for glendale heights, a western suburb of chicago near carol stream and bloomingdale. Notorious for not havin any cops around and being jam packed with minorities. Parties there will guaranteed not get busted by cops, so a bunch of high school minorities always host house parties there that usually end with half the people drunken slobs and the other half high as hell. Ride through and find people sitting on their lawn chairs smokn a joint. CS cops always say they can bust shit there, but its untouchable. Friendly place though, def stop by next time ur on ur way to Costco.

kid 1: "damn that party was the shit. I was high as hell, but i remember people were playing bp off closet doors on the front lawn, wale played all night and the icehouse was warm."

kid 2:"sounds like someone had a night in the ghetto heights!"

by thatkidwholivesortanearchi November 19, 2010

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

ghetto toast

bread (often toasted) with butter and sugar

Ever had ghetto toast before?

That shit Bomb.

by mamalucky123 June 19, 2018

Ghetto Bentley

Did you mean: Chrysler 300?

That there's a Ghetto Bentley. Chrysler 300 lookin ass.

by panicedathedisco June 22, 2016

Ghetto Breeze

a whiff of a nasty scent one experiences while walking through a city, usually unexpectedly and lasting only a few seconds

The ghetto breeze I smelt as I walked down that alley made me throw up in my mouth.

by babykarat February 15, 2010

ghetto dank

1) so ghetto that its dank.
2) a lot more awesome than dank.
3) a production company.

1) Yo, dawg! You be living in the projects? Thats ghetto dank!

2) G: That new car is pimpin'!
Dawg: Yeeee, G! Its ghetto dank.

3) White Kid: Dude, did you check out the new vid by ghetto dank?
G: WTF???

by mrboochieman March 15, 2008

Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009