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Dirty Gary 

The act of masturbating to porn and ejaculating into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet. Later your mother gets home and believes it is mucus and makes you stay home sick.
"Dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?"

"No, I can't I just pulled a Dirty Gary and my mom thinks im really sick"
Dirty Gary by PACO-PACO March 26, 2010
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The nicest guy ever, everyone loves him, he probably owns a bar and a cool vintage car. He's so incredibly nice he is cursed by the female gender.
Hey man, see that Gary over there, he deserves my wife.
Gary by beaverfacer June 30, 2014

gary glitter 

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him
"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"
gary glitter by niallthedragon January 16, 2009

Gear Queer 

One of those people (man or woman), usually not very athletic, who requires extensive amounts of "gear" for their sport of choice. For example, a biker with the spandex jersey, the spandex shorts, color coordinating helmut, water bottle, and fingerless gloves etc. These guys are usually NOT in shape, which provides us with evidence that they just went out and bought up all of the gear for looks.
Any athlete with lots of gear, would be a "gear queer"
Gear Queer by bohrnstedt November 22, 2009

metal gear solid 2 

Amazing game but has the most confusing plot known to man. Not to mention the fact that you only play as the Badass hero with a mullet, Solid Snake for only an 8th of the game, the rest of the game you play ass the girly boy bitch Raiden for the restr of the game.
I couldn't sleep for days after I beat Metal Gear Solid 2 because I was trying to figure the plot out. To this day I still don't understand it.
Slang term for hacking often referred to in DanM videos on pro players supposedly cheating.
Gear by Gear boys February 12, 2017

gary ablett

Gary Ablett was also - ironically - the name of a prominent Australian Rules football player who was involved in the controversial drug overdose death of a 20 year old woman - in Feb 2000 - who he had reportedly shared a full bag of 'Gary Abletts' (ecstasy tablets) and snorted heroin with.
Gary Ablett and his lady friend dropped a lot of Gary Abletts.
gary ablett by Stuart A May 17, 2007