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Gabriel G. 

He is the most fucking annoying kid in the grade. The biggest teacher's pet. Shortass midget too. He acts like a bitch in the heat and is most probably gay. No offence though. He has no friends, even though he thinks he does. Plenty of people run away when they see him. But, once someone finally feels sorry for him enough and hangs around him, he becomes clingy as fuck. When he's in the wrong, he tries to cry his way out. He also has this disgusting bitch walk, that he says is absolutely beautiful.
Gabriel G. decided in his early stages of his life that he wanted to be hated by most of the people surrounding him.
Gabriel G. by Enva November 19, 2019
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Gabriel Andrade Lantz 

A Gabriel Andrade Lantz is a strange child. He is very funny, kind and hot around his friends, and girls. He is 10 years of age (acts older) and has brown hair, bleached at the top. But, if you are his sister, you will know that he has a dark side. He is very sensitive and sometimes cries when people joke around. He screams when he dies in Fortnite. He also plays Battle Royal with his mom. He dreams of girls when he sleeps. But, in the end, he can can crank 90s and can 360 oggabuga you in the head. Girls drool for him. Find a Gabriel and see for yourself.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is so cute and nice.
Boy: What? I am cuter than GABRIEL ANDRADE LANTZ!

Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is wayyyyyy cuter than you!
Girl 2: She’s right punk! Find yourself another girl who thinks you are cute. That must be a challenge!
Gabriel: Hey, that is my friend! Don’t pick on him.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is right. We are mean, Gabriel is so nice to his friends.
Gabriel Andrade Lantz by Amazing- December 21, 2019

Gabriel Lap 

Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3
Gabriel Lap by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020

Gabriel Kvakan 

My crush🥰. He is the inly one I want to be with. If you look at him you eill burst into tears of joy. He is a genuinly nice person.
Girl 1 : Who is your crush?
Girl 2 : Gabriel Kvakan!
Gabriel Kvakan by ErosK January 15, 2021

Gabriel the legend 

Gabriel the Legend is what you call a friend who is the coolest person you could ever meet. They will be famous one day so you should stick with them. But watch out if your a simp someone called Gabriel the Legend probably hates simps and goes out with one of his twenty girls friends whenever he just feels like it. So yeah I would stick with him.
That’s Gabriel the Legend you should meet him.

Gabriel Guerra 

The living Mexican version of Jonny sins
Gabriel Guerra has the fattest schlong in the world

gabriel hockstra 

He's always so quiet no one knows what goes on in his head which is that he is literally planning to take over the world as we speak. Late at night in the midst of his thoughts he schemes to destroy government plans and pursue a uprising to take over presidency just so that there can be christian public schools. Hes also athletic.
Dude, did u hear someones taking over the world and exposing birds used for secret government purposes? Hes such a gabriel hockstra

Dang hes so athletic! Its a gabruek hocktrsa!