goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.

“Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”

by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

gooberous

someone who has alot of phases

my huzz gone luh gooberous today vro💔

by not_gooberous February 21, 2025

goober

a term commonly by the youtuber Polygon Donut to determine something silly

"LOOK AT THIS GOOFY GOOBER I LOVE IT!!!"

by mewity! April 18, 2023

Goober

A person who goes by the nickname Goober is a very hype and always find a way to bring a good mood to whatever friend group and or team. Most goobers look good to many people and can start a relationship with almost anyone just because well they are like that. The downside of a goober is that sometimes they give up on things and they often of low levels of motivation but when they get that motivation and put in the time and effort into what they are trying to do they become the best at. They are a great person to be around and overall talk too. If you have a goober as a best friend,friend, or lover take care of them and make sure you keep them around. You will regret losing them trust.

example:
Friend 1:Goober is a very hype person. I wish i could match their energy at times
friend 2:Yeah same here. When he is motivated he is unstoppable and he is just overall a great friend.

by Yūrei January 27, 2023

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

by Astro09 December 5, 2019