ridgit fur

rabbit fur

bro look at all the ridgit fur

by kotekasa April 24, 2021

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Fur plug

When a woman rides a horse naked and ends up with horse malt in her clinger.

“Sorry honey, I’m not in the mood, got a mean fur plug from my ride earlier.”

by Crackerjack121 April 26, 2021

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A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.

Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways

by Parry by June 7, 2022

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fur therapy

When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.

“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”

*opens door*

Cat: *meow*

Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?

Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)

“Alright, there you go”

Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)

“At least I got fur therapy”

by Malcontent lag August 17, 2022

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