Fred Durst

1.Fred Durst is the front man in Limp Bizkit who is a fuckin fag. Anyone who names their band after their dick has to be.
2.Can't sing or rap or scream. Wishes he was Corey Taylor from Slipknot.

If you are smart you will spend your $15 bucks for a CD on real metal like Slipknot or Mudvayne not fag Fred Durst

by JMaud September 21, 2005

Fred

A kind and considerate guy who will never let you down. Charming, thoughtful, trustworthy and polite, a Fred is the best friend you could ever have. Excellent in academics, poetry and secret handshakes, he poons the competition at everything he does.

Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie.

Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’.

The number one fan of Ernests Gulbis
Has a man crush on Joe Hart

Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’.

Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German)

The male equivalent to an Anna

Girl 1: How's your boyfriend?

Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :)

...

Naan: Meep meep meep.

Fred: Meep meep meep meep.

by Naan :) February 28, 2011

the "Fred Flinstone"

The act of penetrating from the rear, her legs being wrapped around your waist, she is holding herself off the ground with her hands, all while simultaneously moving forward with you in a very "cave man," Fred Flinstone Mobil type fashion; all while shouting "Yaaba Daaba Doo!"

I knew the very moment I met you, that we were destined to do the "Fred Flinstone" with each other.

by major tom on your mom March 5, 2009

Fred

The name Fred is an uncommon-common name. Fred is a mysterious guy. He is highly intelligent and excels academically but can get distracted by wanting to have a fun time. Fred is the type of person to think before he speaks, so he is typically received as being shy. He likes to live life on the edge in a fine manner. He is foreign but you would never be able to tell, and is more than likely depressed. Fred has probably served in the military and has extensive knowledge in history and factual events. Fred is obsessed with girls yet his respect towards them always stays intact. He has never been one to make someone uncomfortable on purpose. If you ever have the chance to start a relationship with a Fred, then expect your world to turn upside down. His commitment to you will overpower any struggles your relationship may face. His loyalty is his way of showing his love. Fred is able to stay hard for hours at a time, so be sure to return the love and appreciate his giant penis!

Hey, did you know Fred is throwing a party tonight?

Omg no way! I have to go, he’s like the hottest guy in school!

by jukeboxmusic November 27, 2021

Family Feuding

to be drunk around your immediate family, like the host of Family Feud

I was family feuding last night. My parents gave me a breathalizer and made me do my trumpet practice.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006

Fred Savage

Fred savage was in a crappy lifetime movie called "No One Would Tell," and he beat the shit out of his girlfriend in the movie

Hey don't grab her that hard you will end up like fred savage and kill her.

by jizzgussler March 6, 2010

Right Said Fred

When describing a Lady wearing a low cut top and a good bra.
You see two Bald head like objects in her bra..... like Right Said Fred.

Ozzie: Corr have you seen that girl over there?

Pat: What her and Right Said Fred!?!

by Jacky Mitchell March 13, 2008