floppy wapdego

A large, floppy, and nasty vagina.

Fuck that bitch she gotta floppy wapdego.

by cock meister July 30, 2012

Floppyback

A males limp penis.

I have had a floppyback for weeks after seeing my grandmother naked.

by MustyMothraSlotha October 17, 2013

Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.

Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."

by Čârtêr August 31, 2014

floppy fort

An orgy involving a bouncy castle where people try to have sex in midair or while bouncing.

Oh man, i had so much fun at the floppy fort last night!

by Meshyr January 6, 2016

Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016

floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.

John you are floppy stick m8.

by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016

floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.

Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.

by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016