callum foster

The most perfect boy on the planet, kind sweet and gentle. Like the geeek god eros he is passionate and mischievous and incredibly handsome. The smartest boy youll find and someone who you will never want to let go

"You see how perfect he is, he must be a callum foster"

by Bluebell <3 December 14, 2021

fooker

Face Book Hooker

Your girlfriend is such a fooker, I see her on there all the time

by joey the jew November 22, 2009

Foster Child

A freshman in high school that dates a senior in high school.

"Hey, that kid's a Foster child!"

"Oh wow! She doesn't have any parents?"

"No, silly. She's just banging a senior."

by AustinPiedmont September 29, 2011

foote

a mix between a fart and a toot

"wow my foote really stinks"

by hyroglyphics are amazing October 13, 2008

MAYO FOOTPRINT

MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES

JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.

by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009

the fosters

Slang term for person with a large in girth cock or tool.

He pulled out the fosters and she was in awe.

by TexasD April 5, 2005

stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011