April Fools Day

A day when people can lie about anything and if you are stupid enough you'll believe it then when they shout APRIL FOOLS! you feel like a dumb ass
GIRL: Yeah. If You Come Over, You Can Smash.
GUY: Ard. I'm Omw. Takes 2 Buses And Ah 30 Minute walk To Get To Girl's House
GIRL: April Fools Day You Can't Fuck Me! Yeaaa!

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by Arnold :) August 23, 2012
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break yourself, you fool

This guy rode up on a bicycle that was way too good to belong to him, and he said to me, "break yourself, you fool."
by dywypi November 5, 2013
mugGet the break yourself, you foolmug.
The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013
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Muligan and Lafayette: We? Fought with him
John Laurnes: Me? I died for him.
George Washington: Me? I trusted him.
Angelica Schuyler, Eliza Hamilton, and Maria Reynolds: Me? I loved him.
Aaron Burrow: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.
by Deadmememan September 24, 2020
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decatur fool special

The decatur fool special...u take a peach but it in half and remove the pit. You hitting a fool from the back with each half of the peach on each ass cheek. Now u can't get a pre ejaculate early on this one because she MUST NUT. when she nuts u gotta make sure she nuts on one half of the peach. U nut on the other half. Put both halfs together and feed it to the fool. Its also called the decatur fool's peach
Q:" Man I gave this girl the decatur fool special last night"

O:"I tried it w/ my girl but she said she prefers plums"
by luurch10 June 26, 2009
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boo boo da fool

A descriptive term relating to how some one else is acting or how some one is treating another.
Jimmy lied to me and I said, do I look like boo boo da fool, I know you lying.
by ShellyO March 8, 2005
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