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Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS)

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
by lzytxtr October 12, 2018
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painted middle finger

When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.
beau: Hey have you seen ella’s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah i’m so proud of her
by lolgetwrecked October 19, 2020
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Covid Refresh Finger

A painful syndrome causing stiffness and exhaustion to the click-finger when you have to refresh and refresh and refresh and refresh the website trying to get a COVID-19 vaccination appointment.
Sure I have Covid Refresh Finger, but it was totally worth it because I got on the schedule for the vaccine!

Sandra is a Covid Refresh Finger long-hauler: she's been trying to get an appointment for two weeks, but with no luck. She may never be able to click a mouse ever again...

While Covid Refresh Finger is hardly the worst effect of the pandemic, we certainly shouldn't ignore the real suffering.
by NeologianPJG March 16, 2021
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Roblox chat filter

A stupid fucking trash-ass mechanic that not only filters out swears but also numbers. even if you say gibberish it fucking filters out
Person 1: Hey bro
person 2 ## ###
p1: what?
person 2: stupid roblox chat filter
by TheMarketMan July 5, 2022
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Loyal to only 1 boy
She is holding 4 fingers up without ring finger down she must be loyal to him
by RamFlight October 19, 2022
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2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones

The "Two finger cul de sac jones technique" Is a sexual fingering method created by Bubba The Love Sponge, A radio talk show host heard on Sirius Satellite Radio - nation wide, and on COX Radio - heard in parts of florida.
Before we had sex, I fingered her using bubba's 2 finger cul de sac jones techniqe and make her squirt!
by Markin out to bubba May 18, 2008
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French blowjob finger

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.
I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.

She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010
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