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Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
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fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
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Value fantasy

noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.

Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign

Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich
Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!
by definio maximum December 2, 2022
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Dark Fantasy

Genre of medieval 80s style ai generated images mostly of video games like minecraft and fortnite that have been ungodly popular on tiktok in the past month
Dark Fantasy vids hit hardest at 2 in the morning
by Mista Sasquatch December 9, 2023
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Fantasy Escort Network

An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.
Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.
by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019
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Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga

Final Fantasy Legend II: Part II: My Eternal Saga, is my life, as Priestess Kai/Ki. Since Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal, that means, I will live forever!
Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga, will not be for a console, or a computer. It will happen in real life! Actually my life! I'm glad I'm Priestess Kai/Ki! I can't wait to be my anime female self again!
by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024
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Predator fantasy

Someone who enjoys forcing others to do something or watching others be forced to do something
Jimmy has a predator fantasy the fucking perv.
by rex itsblissard qutwo yt January 25, 2023
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