A Unicorn Family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. All of the family members love and support one another. Internal strife is rare to non-existent. To the outside world they are a perfect family.
by pmrlcomm December 1, 2015
Get the unicorn familymug. by 666FamilyCactusLover666 February 14, 2017
Get the Family Cactusmug. A family of odd individuals who rule a German kingdom in the world of memes. It is not a good thing to be a part of the dores family. “Welcome to the dores family.” Is the worst thing to hear. You become a dores family member when you become a meme. You also enjoy eating poopoo like lovely peaches.
by Plantman332 May 29, 2020
Get the Dores Familymug. A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.
Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!
by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010
Get the Family Locatormug. The show with the theme song where the partridge comes out of the egg, shakes one half of the egg off its butt, and kicks the other half away.
Dude, in the partridge family theme song, why does the partridge get rid of the egg!!?? Obviously an egg on its butt could protect it!
by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012
Get the Partridge familymug. being non-social with relatives/family members because you think it's a waste of time or you have better things to do.
by jejuboys February 5, 2017
Get the anti-familymug. by Dwarf on steroids May 11, 2021
Get the Big Familymug.