why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

Even

An alternate spelling for Evan

Evan? Oh you mean Even

by Big big boui November 8, 2020

Even

A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.

The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.

Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.

Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.

He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.

It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.

do you Even hahaha

by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017

even

the word even is used randomly in the middle or the end of a sentence. it doesn't really mean anything but its used because it makes a sentence more fun to say and once you start using it you cant stop. the unnecessary use of the word even in sentences originated in Accra, Ghana by two teenage girls (Sana and Shayrene) but due to its addictive and intriguing nature the use of this word has gone global ( India, Canada, Norway, Pakistan ).

Sana: oye sheeno (shayrene) have you watched the new season of big mouth even
Shayrene: not even, was it giving?

Sana: ya even bro, the hormone monster is so everything

by st0n3rn3p0 June 11, 2023

Lavender Evening

It's when frank :quicks49Finger: a field of lavender while searching urban dictionary for nasty shit to post around twitch

Damn dude, He's doing another lavender evening? Wild.

by NotQuick May 13, 2025

Even

Even is a name for Norwegian boys who is so handsome that all girls wants him. He has perfect body and smells like a king. All girls wants him even old ladies. Other boys grow jealous of him once they see him.

I am a Even, why aren't you?. Look at That Even he is so cool and sexy.

by Jens nordegren January 10, 2018

Even

Beast from norse mythology. Considered a God by some, destined to rule the lost Nico islands. Usualy imagined as a mix between dragon, bear and man, with two golden hammers and a hat with a small spike on top.

Watch out for that Even, it's magical

by Steven friggin Hawking March 8, 2017