Ethan

Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.

Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.

by Emaster304 November 6, 2020

Ethan

Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.

“did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”

by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019

Ethan

Stupid, dumb, ugly. What else can I say?

My name is Ethan

by Golferbc October 29, 2019

Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.

Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.

by Dash.J April 10, 2019

Ethan

An addict to the strip club, girls with ginger hair and the urban dict

Yo he is such an Ethan

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

Ethan

A fat teenager who is always invading personal space

Your an ethan

by Shawgy March 8, 2019

ethan

Ethanis a person that always corrects you. He loves to go exploring with his cat. He loves pizza from trey. Ethan loves to hang out with Jonathan Cunningham and wants to make a collab video with him. You can always find Ethan playing minecraft.

“okay ethan”

by Jen Hotdogs October 21, 2017