turkish elephant

When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them.

John asked Mary if she wanted to feed his turkish elephant a peanut. Boy was Mary surprised to see his turkish elephant.

turkish elephant by amanda t. August 8, 2006

ugly elephant 

The act of tucking your penis between your legs (so it's facing backward) and then mooning someone.

For a real surprise, I rolled down the window and delivered an ugly elephant to the carload of women.

ugly elephant by Larry Bittigary, III April 13, 2008

white elephant 

Term referring to something not particularly useful that has very high cost of upkeep.

Famous white elephants include Olympic Stadium in Montreal, the former Millennium Dome in London and the Concorde jet.

white elephant by beau99 April 27, 2010

Blind Elephant 

When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

The blind Elephant is when
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

Blind Elephant by devilma June 29, 2009

drowning elephant 

When you take your scrotum and put it over a girls mouth and nose and hit her in the forehead with your penis. The noise she makes will sound like an elephant

I pinned her down and gave her a drowning elephant

drowning elephant by mike0501 September 15, 2015

Cage the Elephant 

An awesome band from Bowling Green, KY. Lead singer Matt Shultz and brother Brad Shultz started the band in 2005 where they were formerly known as Perfect Confusion. The band consists of Lead Singer: Matt Shultz, Rythym Guitar: Brad Shultz, Bass: Daniel Tichenor, Drummer: Jared Champion, Lead Guitar: Lincoln Parish. Their debut album is available now and they have a hit single Ain't No Rest for the Wicked and has reached #2 on the Modern Rock charts. Check them out they rule.

1. There ain't no rest for the wicked, 'till we close our eyes for good.

2. Person 1: Have you heard of Cage the Elephant?|

Person 2: isn't that shoving ur whole dick and balls in an ass?| Person 1: No you homo it's an awesome band quit looking at the faggot definition of Cage the Elephant!

Cage the Elephant by Elephantinthecage July 15, 2009

angry elephant seals 

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

angry elephant seals by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010