Evonize

To play the game Evony obsessively, often prioritizing it over real-life tasks, relationships, or sleep.

"What are you doing?" – "I'm evonizing!"
"He evonized all night and forgot his own birthday."
"She started evonizing last week… we haven’t seen her since."

by Evonyser July 24, 2025

Evoked

When one, specifically an innocent minor, gets raped by a man twice their age. And then gets banned from their vegan server afterwards.

Evoke raped me.
Omg you evoked me!

by sixhundredseventyfivemillion August 23, 2025

evoid

To avoid someone using some form of technology like your phone or headphones

I asked him a question and he evoided me again

by Lucien Lew August 30, 2025

Evolutionary Empathy

The biological principle of commutative support across life forms, where organisms help, protect, or share resources with others to increase collective survival and evolution.

Trees use Evolutionary Empathy by sending nutrients through their root networks to support struggling neighbors.

by Lilac.in.a.Sack October 6, 2025

Evosimp

Evosimp (n.) – A man who treats women as inherently more valuable and justifies self-sacrifice or subservience using evolutionary arguments.

Evosimping (v.) – Acting like an evosimp; putting women on a pedestal and excusing male self-denial as “evolutionary necessity.”

Myron sounds like an evosimp when he claims women are born with inherent evolutionary value and men are born with no value.

by David Thomas October 13, 2025

evolvist

The pursuit to be the greatest version of yourself.

Since becoming an evolvist my health, finances and happiness are at an all-time high.

by Wildest Blings October 24, 2025

Evonos

It is where you are feel sad mad happy and other emotion'd at the same time

KG: You're being Evonos Luc

Luc: At least i can be Evonos if i want

by Lucifer6969666 December 23, 2025