the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Kind, great friend and gives the best hugs they can, be strange but when you get to know him he is so sweet
by Nugget_brain-98 December 9, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.
by Phatho May 20, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
by Emaster304 November 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."
by e_than_301 June 10, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Oh he's such an Ethan
by LunaMoon777 December 26, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.