Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

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Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

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Eli

Elis are gay and annoying

Gay shit, the most weird as guy in the world, life is bad with a eli

by Nimizh October 5, 2021

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Eli

Eli is smart athletic and hot he has a huge cock too

Eli has a big dick

by anonymous February 20, 2022

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Diddy Eli

Being freaky with your siblings

Don't do the Diddy Eli

by Ejrhshend August 30, 2025

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Eli is an amazing person and you can't find anybody as great as them! If you find a friend named Eli, never let them go because you are the luckiest person in the entire world if you have a freind named Eli, so treat them right, because you won't find somebody better.

If I had a friend like Eli, I would be the happiest person alive!

by A friend of a Seasha UwU November 18, 2021

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