Dylan is typically a nerdy football player is constantly pitying himself. He has brown hair and eyes and a lot of people like him out of pity from his own complaining. He's very smart, strong, and fairly attractive, but that's about it. He sucks at sex and has a super small penis. His would be a better Johnson than a Dylan. A lil bit selfish and has the ability to be mean without knowing it. Despite what all these other definitions say about Dylan's there not very accurate, I went to collage with at least an entire class full of Dylan's and they all follow this. In short they're like 6 on a scale from 1 to 10.
by Abcdefu November 21, 2012
The coolest guy in the world. He is practicaly albino, white hair and his skin is translucent. He loves God and always will. Dylan is my best friend and he goes to trinity christian school in kailua hawaii. Hey dylan if your reading this you a bloody legend. This is Mitchell. Horah
He is also the sexiest hottest dude around if you don't like him now you will later
He is also the sexiest hottest dude around if you don't like him now you will later
Dylan is awesome
by The real Mitchell Krueger May 05, 2020
by Yerpiederp May 01, 2019
A shy boy but outgoing once you get to know him. Once you do get to know him he’ll show you his collection of porn, which is just pictures of him molesting his sleeping grandmother or dog or both. You have to be carful on your response to the porn collection, you you tell him it wrong and nasty he will try and rape you, but if you tell him it’s nice he will proceed to jerk off in front of you staring you in the eyes. Dylan always has a pile of underwear under his bed, most of them are soiled and he keeps them for the aroma, some are small and childlike, he doesn’t like to talk about those, most of the child underpants have stains of blood or semen. Overall Dylan is a trustworthy friend and can be trusted with secrets
Boy 1) hey Dylan, why are you taking pictures of my sleeping granny
Dylan) no reason, do you have a problem
Boy 2) NO! He doesn’t right, we’re just joking we love your collection Dylan
Dylan) no reason, do you have a problem
Boy 2) NO! He doesn’t right, we’re just joking we love your collection Dylan
by Peniilover March 12, 2019
Dylan's are amazing. Usually tall, with dark hair and dark eyes. They're very athletic, and have great bodies. They seem to be almost perfect. The only thing they lack is in their pants. Dylan's are relatively very attractive, but have incredibly small penises.
by jj5534 November 20, 2014
Dylan is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a Dylan you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a Dylan can make any sadness float away in seconds. A Dylan has an amazing tummy, amazing. if you're lucky enough to sleep over with him look out for the morning where you will see the best combination of bed hair and morning voice imaginable. You will trust him with your life because you know that nothing you tell him will go anywhere else if you don't want it to. Your relationship with him won't be perfect, but Never pass up the opportunity to be with a Dylan, unless you want to miss out on the best relationship you could ever imagine in your whole life. If you get a Dylan, keep hold of him, tightly. You won't regret it
by Kaitlyn58 March 14, 2018
he is a very sexy guy he treats u with respect and he is amazing in bed he also loves spending time with u no matter where u are .
by mypussywet... January 14, 2019