Dutch Waterfall

A Dutch Waterfall is the sexual practice in which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the woman drools out the jism

"Hey, I just shot one into my chick and she pulled a dutch waterfall"

by Billy Hitler July 26, 2007

Dutch Tornado

A large fart accompanied by diarrhea and which the asshole is aimed toward the face of the victim thus spraying the victim with a funnel of noxious gas and poop pellets.

Joe: I hate you bob. Go suck a penis.
Bob: *Pulls down pants and moons Joe*
Joe: F*** you.
Bob: Take this Dutch Tornado B****! *SPLAAAAAT*
Joe: WHAT THE F***ing **** **** ***** a ***** the **** up yo ***** ****

by I HATE ALEX November 7, 2010

dutch buffalo

A type of 'finishing move' a woman will preform on a man during sex, that consists of the man turning face down, then the woman sitting on his back, and ramming her thumb up his rectum as hard as she can, for the man to climax.

- Also referred to as "milking the prostate".

"Ow! Dammit!"

You-uh, you ok Bob?

"Cathy gave me a dutch buffalo, last night."

Really? H-how was it?

"Oh it was good. I just wish she didn't get her nails done yesterday"

Ouch

"....Y-e-a-h"

by holocoaster88 January 15, 2010

dutch oven

The dark abyss of bed covers in witch there are insane amounts of ass air waiting to suffocate the next nearest victim.

Man I cooked the craziest dutch oven ever and nearly made my friend pass out. :)

by Schiz October 16, 2008

Dutch Buddies

Two heterosexual males who insist on their heterosexualness but constantly engage in non-hetero or questionably homosexual behavior.

Did you see those two dutch buddies go skinny dipping?

by Aaron Rainwater/Joe Hollins January 8, 2008

Dutch Dick

The biggest penis that there is.

Whoa!!! That guy has a Dutch Dick!

by RyanGuy March 5, 2008

Dutch rocketship

Flatuating on top of a partner, causing him or her to crawl away.

I got about 4 feet of thrust from a dutch rocketship last night!

by CBoZ June 11, 2008