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stupid driver

Someone who does not know how to drive or refuses to obey traffic laws.
1.Someone who doesn't know if they want to drive too fast or too slow.
2.Someone who tries like hell to cut you off then slams on his/her brakes.
3.Someone who goes in and out of traffic doing 80 mph and then ends up being stuck in the position as everybody else.
4.Someone who applies makeup or texts on the phone because apparently that's more important than their life or yours.
5.Someone who does 90 in a busy parking lot.
6.Someone who flips you off when THEIR the one who made the mistake. Like it's your turn to go at a four way stop, they go instead, you honk, they flip you off.
7.Someone who doesn't understand the rules of a four way stop like above.
8.Someone who goes too SLOW like doing 20 mph when the speed limit is 70 mph.

Person 1: I hate a stupid driver, I can't seem to escape them.
Person 2: Me too Billy. Me too.
by desanity December 22, 2009
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lonely_driver

Arrogant, self centered, egotistical person who has helped nurture his old, and current teammates, into becoming as insufferable as he is.
"Did you hear how lonely_driver lost a race recently?
"Really?"
"Yeah, but he and his fellow biased Admins deemed the race a victory for him because they couldn't let their legendary team (which 99% of them are members of) take a loss against someone who hasn't craked their car, letting his already inflated ego become even larger."
"Afterwards he proceeded to spam POWERHOUSE #1"
"Wow, he and his teammates sound like huge dicks."
"They are.."
by deeznutsbitch!!!! August 29, 2021
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Pacific Pile-Driver

N. (From the Chinese 鱼磅, or Yú bàng meaning "Fish Pounder") The stinky, sexual act of taking a large skip-jack tuna, or any other, smelly, deep-sea pacific fish, and pounding your partner's genitals with the slimy, scalely, fish, in the middle of intercourse.
Harry: Can i get a fresh tuna? Fishmonger: Yes, but i must ask, why do buy so much pacific tuna? Harry: My Asian girlfriend enjoys a good Pacific Pile-Driver."
by That_guy_in_the_box March 29, 2011
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the russian pile driver

The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.
My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.
by Kintin January 10, 2014
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Horny driver

A driver that honks at an attractive person to indicate their appreciation to them. It is often seen as rude and obnoxious.
Andrew beeped his horn at the attractive pedestrian.

Pedestrian: You horny driver!!
by nunChaKu June 5, 2007
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Bus Driver

by Gari August 26, 2005
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m3 driver

Someone who loves the smell of their own farts, is inconsiderate on the Interstate, local highways, and even parking lots, and believes themselves to possess superior vehicular control skills, as evidenced by their uncanny ability to back into stationary objects.
James proved once again that he is such an m3 driver by running the minivan filled with young children off of the highway.
by funguy23 April 23, 2011
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