doll face

when super ugly girls or boys orders a real life human face mask to put on and you cant tell its fake, and the mask is really beautiful or handsome and look like the real thing

i fool this old man into having sex with me with my doll face, and hes going to prison for it because i was underage with a fake id l i do thi sall the time and i dont care. im priceless like a diamond that shines bright. diamond is a precious stone people get married with that last forever like the marriage.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

guys and dolls

a really good musical about gambling in new york

timmy:*sees guys and dolls*
also timmy:bravo

by raybeez April 08, 2022

Doll Bailiff

A cunt of the highest order. An avid recipient of binning. A lover of MG cars.

Look, there’s the Doll Bailiff in his poxy MG… He’s getting a ‘binning’ tonight.

by December 03, 2023

Doll Bailiff

A cunt of the most highest order. An avid recipient of binning. A lover of MG cars.

“Look, there’s the Doll Bailiff in his poxy MG… he’s getting a ‘binning’ tonight”.

by December 03, 2023

cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!

He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him

by jgcskd December 17, 2017

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

Mexiken Doll

A mexican guy who has many occupations: a mexican version of a barbie, aka ken.

Brandon: "Yo man you do so much- you're like a mexiken doll."
Juan: "The fuck did you call me?"

by uwubakasussy6969 January 25, 2025