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Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 4, 2021
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Ditch McGritch

(adj) When someone ditches, or leaves their friend behind for little reason due to selfishness. Originated from Sydney Technical H.S. in music class.
(The good) Pakistani: "Oi where did (sri lankan) go that's crazy"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches

or

You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"
by Injinct February 17, 2024
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DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke
Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*
by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024
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Ditch Pig

A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single
Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!
by dicklover124 January 18, 2018
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Ditch graver

Ditch graver: a term used to describe a person with no future and most likely to die in a ditch
Brian: “did you see those heathens speaking over there?”
Liam: “yeah, they are the future ditch gravers of the world
by BleachBrinker98 May 9, 2024
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ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.
Damn, that broads a total ditch bison
by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014
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Ditch Pig

A racist white pig shanked in prison for the murder of an innocent black man.
Derek Chauvin’s a dead ditch pig. Bet.
by Saretti November 26, 2023
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